Q: What tea do footballers drink? A: PenalTea!
Groan. Okay, here's another:
Q: What do you call an Englishman at the World Cup Final? A: A referee!
Ouch. Sorry England fans. (U.S. fans aren't laughing. Trust me.)
Right now in the Bodog Sportsbook, Ecuador is listed at 110/1 odds to win the 2006 FIFA World Cup. If you had money on them and they somehow pulled off the biggest upset in the history of the sport, wouldn't you have the last laugh? |